You don’t want to need this post. But you may, someday. And then you’ll thank me. If thinking about babies or toddlers projectile-vomiting all over their car seats makes you queasy, bookmark this and come back as needed.
One day, I was setting up my son’s annual school art auction all day, so my sweet Sarah went to her brother’s baseball game with Daddy, Aunt Myndi, Grandma, and Grandpa. This is what I heard when they came home (I was upstairs getting into a fancy dress and doing my hair).
Sid: “That baby threw up everywhere! Your car smells like puke!”
I came downstairs to find Sarah covered, and I mean covered, in greenish puke (turns out it was chocolate chip mint ice cream) and sobbing, arms outstretched, as Scott undressed her on the front porch. The car seat was there, looking like Slimer from Ghostbusters had exploded all over it. It reeked of semi-digested dairy and bile. Whoa nelly. Now if this had been her infant carrier, it would have been easy–the whole cover came off and was washable. That was not the case with this one (check your manual to make sure).
This is how I handled it (the next day, even), with help from this source:
How to Get Vomit out of a Car Seat
- Blot up/scrape up as much of the vomit as possible. Use a spoon and/or a kitchen towel. Burn them with fire after.
- Cover the affected areas with baking soda; let sit for 30 minutes (preferably outside).
- Vacuum up the baking soda. Throw away your vacuum.
- Mix a solution of hot water with a splash of white vinegar and a few drops of dish soap.
- Now get a washcloth and/or a brush and scrub that chair! Don’t forget the straps–move around the buckles/pads/etc. to get into every crevice.
- Move around the padding/lining to make sure there aren’t any puddles of goo.
- Blot with a clean towel.
- Let dry, preferably outside in the sun, but a warm dry place will do.
Thankfully, this did the trick. And really, that car seat needed a good cleaning anyway. But dear Lord someone remind me to keep an old towel in the back seat!